Wednesday, April 30, 2008

A NASCAR Post? Seriously?

Don’t be that concerned my dear reader. This does involve Randy Moss. He’s going to have his own NASCAR Craftsman Truck series team.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/racing/04/29/bc.car.mossmotorsports.ap/

This leads to the inevitable question: Will he be paying for this team in straight cash? Thank you, thank you, I’ll show myself out.

Other questions I have:Will Dutch Masters be a sponsor?
Will he be looking for drivers who drive when they want to drive?
Will Jason Williams be involved in anyway?
He’ll definitely be signing the driver who drove while on heroin, right?
How could a driver take advice from a guy who couldn’t even avoid a traffic cop? Or will they be motivated because all NASCAR drivers secretly hate traffic cops?

Feel free to add your own in the comments.

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