I Got a Story to Tell

Alright, its not really that great of a story. It’s not like Biggie robbing a New York Knick guard after banging his chick. But if someone I know has an encounter with Lebron, I’m going to talk about it. I’m still pissed that my brother just casually mentioned last spring that he played against Lebron in AAU ball back in the day. Anyway, my friend LA gets press passes to the Wizards. I would have beaten LA and left her in a ditch at some point to get that press pass, except the press pass has a picture on it and I’m pretty sure I can’t pass for a female (especially for a game after work when I have the 5 o’clock shadow working). So I have to get my NBA information second hand. Anyway, here’s her account of last night’s post game press conference:

“He was in a post game press conference, and I was front row. We were all walking out and there were so many people. Someone shoved me into him outside the media lounge and my big bag smashed into him. I turn and realize oh fuck. I go “Oh shit, ohmygod I'm so sorry". HE PUTS HIS ARM AROUND ME and smiles and goes, "It's ok hun" and winks. He then went back to asking his stylist or whatever it was with him if his sunglasses were ok with that jacket to wear at night.”

Two things stand out to me. 1, Bron Bron apparently loves the white girls (and I find out on the day Kobe’s traveling back to Colorado. Let’s hope Lebron doesn’t get any ideas from the Black Mamba. (Anyone else think he called it that when he whipped it out on Colorado girl? Alright, I’ll stop saying everything that comes into my head.)). And 2, I won’t be able to look at him for the next two weeks without having Corey Hart’s “Sunglasses at Night” in my head.

If you haven’t been paying attention to this series, Washington hates Lebron. DeShawn Stevenson invited Soulja Boy to the game because of James’s earlier comments (see the episode earlier this week). Needless to say, this has not endeared me to supporting the Wizards. Anyway, LA had a chance to go party with Soulja Boy, but declined. She did, however, get this account of the night for me:

“The skinny fuck was too busy drinking and super soaking hoes”.

So yeah, anytime I get a chance to make Lebron-white girl and Soulja Boy jokes, I will. Got a problem with that?