"I haven't been arrested six times. I've only been arrested twice. I've been accused and people have put warrants out on me numerous other times, but as of today I'm on no probation, I haven't been charged with anything, so I'm just keeping my head up and make sure I'm doing everything to make sure I'm all right with myself."
- Pacman Jones while wearing a Coogi t-shirt
I love him rationalizing that he's had numerous warrants. The man is slowly becoming my idol. He's not quite at Clinton Portis levels yet though. I'm pissed off that I'm going to miss his wrestling debut tonight on Spike TV. I have weeknight plans once a month, and its scheduled on Pacman's debut. Ain't that my luck. Oh well, at least I'll be hammered.
Just for the record, So I'm just keeping my head up and make sure I'm doing everything to make sure I'm all right with myself would be a Top 20 contender for the replacement quote if I had to redo my high school yearbook quote.
But cheering me up is this:
http://laragmag.com/2007/08/09/la-rag-mag-exclusive-jessica-alba-got-herpes-from-derek-jeter/
Is it bad that I'm enjoying other people's misery this much.
Just remember kids, Jeter Sucks, A-Rod Swallows. And they probably need Valtrax because of it.
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