I really have nothing good to write about. For that reason, I’m looking for some help. Link me:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3385156
Add Cedric Benson to the list of athletes with white girls. “My black friend…”
http://www.nypost.com/seven/05072008/gossip/pagesix/sightings_109722.htm
Did Joakim wear his seersucker suit to Scores? How ‘bout doing the Gator chomp? You’d think Bassy would have to good sense to stay out of strip clubs with all the trouble he’s been in. You’d think wrong.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/04232008/sports/knicks/oakley__forget_jax__knicks_need_fresh_he_107771.htm?page=2
Alright, this could get me to watch the Food Network: Oak cooking fried chicken. I love that John Starks was a guest on one of the pilots. I’m guessing he was available. Could you imagine the guests on this show? Ewing, Jordan, Starks, I’m hoping the X-Man. Somebody please pick this up. And when is Oakley’s autobiography coming out? Why does Charles Oakley bring out the inquisitive side in me?
Other than that, I got nothing. I need some new stuff in my life. Maybe I should start doing coke. Ok, maybe not.
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Normally, I'd try to dissuade my friends from blow, but IDK - the prospect of you having a Michael Irvin moment in DC with a high price ho MIGHT be too much for me to pass up. Damn your well being and the prospect of losing your daughter because you're an addict, make me laugh damnit!
Warning--intense sarcasm herein. Not intended for use with the gullible or dimwitted.
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