Even though he won’t win the Heisman this year, Dennis Dixon earned the “Bad Ass Mofo” award from The Barney Show this year. Him playing with a torn knee ligament and not telling anyone was my favorite moment of the college season that didn’t involve McFadden or announcers doing the Yayo dance. When I start the “Great Moment in Barney Injury History” segment, you’ll know why. He’ll be presented with this prestigious award later on. The ceremony will consist of a bottle of Jack and Henn Rock on every table and he will be presented with a replica of Jules’s wallet from “Pulp Fiction.” Woodson can do his Heisman dance all he wants; he’s got nothing on that wallet.
Tankapalooza 2007 Update:
Tankapalooza 2007 is crashing before it can even get off the ground. Though I’m not about to call it a waste just yet, beating the 3rd seed in the AFC is not what I had in mind when I started this campaign. To be fair, my ideal ending would have included Clemens taking them down the field, but having Pittsburgh winning in overtime. I guess if I’m asking to lose a certain way, I’m really asking for too much.
Though it did feel good to beat the Steelers. Only 99 more wins over them and it will make up for the loss inflicted by them in the 2005 playoffs (Fuck you Herm. I haven’t forgotten).
My favorite moment of the NFL games was Maurice Jones-Drew jacking up Shawn Merriman.
Other than that, I got nothing else to add for this week. I’ll be honest, I only watched about 12 minutes of football this week. I spent part of Saturday and all Sunday afternoon working. I turned on the Ohio St-Michigan before I realized it was Ohio St-Michigan and turned it off within 3 minutes. I know both teams suck. Why waste an hour or two proving it to me. In place of a half way decent week in review, I present this to you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POkyWhh3Ihw&eurl
Don’t say I never did anything for you.
Until next week, stay getting jacked up San Diego.
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