You’re probably wondering to yourself, “Where was this month’s edition of Texas Toast?” (Really? It hasn’t entered the first 1,498 concerns you have? Ok, well then. I know my place in the world.) The reason for that is it would just end up with me getting really pissed off. And we don’t want that. So I’ll tell the one good story that really gets to the heart of what I want Texas Toast to be. My brother Chubb Rock joined me. He didn’t get there in time, however, for him to go with my daughter and I to a water park. We had the following conversation:
Barney: “So the water park…it was a Christian water park.”
Chubb Rock: “What do you mean Christian water park? Did they have rides about Jesus.”
Barney: “Not really. It was more subtle. They just had random Bible quotes all over. They didn’t really address the real question I had. Would Jesus go to a water park?”
Chubb Rock: “I’m kind of thinking he wouldn’t. He could just walk on water. I could imagine him standing on top of the wave pool going, ‘I don’t get what the big fuss is about.”
That my friends, is how you bring the funny, Texas Toast style. Completely mocking someone’s way of life by using logic. Well done, my friend, well done. I myself could not have said anything funnier than that, so we’ll just move on.
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