Friday, September 12, 2008

What Has Science Done for Me Lately?

Science has been focused recently on accelerating particles at tremendous speeds to potentially recreate the Big Bang scenario. I'm sure this will bring a wealth of knowledge to our world, but how does that help me? I need science to help me out in my day to day life.

http://alcalc.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/content/abstract/agn065

That will do just fine. I can now say it's scientifically proven that it's not completely my fault. I now plan on printing this out and taking the abstract out with me to bars so I can console myself in the morning with science.

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